Roadside Attraction Story

They struck a deal to buy her and handed over the check. (Identities hidden to protect them from ridicule)

She dates from the 50s and is about 17′ tall.

The straps that tied her feet down needed to be cut.

The torch ignited her foot… and then…

That’s a smoking hot root beer she’s holding

Nothing would work to put it out

And you thought the stock market could meltdown fast…

What a helpless feeling!

So much for that investment.

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